love ur gallery~

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thanks for adding my movement and colour study to your faves

my gallery[link]

Nice gallery - nice style..nice nicey nice nice

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Great paintings, bold and beautiful! I was once chased by a goose. He nearly got me...

You are great.

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I realized today that Fauves cannot be forced. They must be coaxed and tickled into being.

I realized this while watching a video on Georgia O'Keefe, who apparently didn't realize the sexual symbolism of her work.

That's right. She didn't realize that EVERYTHING SHE EVER PAINTED IN HER LIFE LOOKED LIKE A GIANT, FEMALE, EROTIC FORMATION OF SORTS WITH THE OCCASIONAL PENIS THROWN IN.

Anyways, I'm through with picasso. I'm going back to the jungles.

Last night I painted a goose. I brought it to my studio class today and a fellow asked me what it meant. I told him, "The goose represents society." This was a lie.

He asked me what part of society it represented. I said, "It's just general society." Then he became visibly frustrated, so I elaborated. "Actually, the goose represents Iraq," I said. This didn't help his frustration, so I changed my position and said, "Actually, it's just about the craziness of geese. Have you ever been chased by one?"

He shook his head, said, "Whatever, man," and walked away.

I later found out that he was the school's design teacher, which deeply upset me. Design teachers shouldn't be dipshits.

Here in Florida, it's not the heat that gets you. No, that's the last thing you've got to worry about down here.

All you've got to do is say, "Peace."

I want a snakeskin suit. If I had one, I would go down to Wal-Greens and steal some ugly wraparound sunglasses and start acting like a lizard, puffing out my neck and running up and down the aisles in sporadic motions.